Monthly Archives: October 2017
It Ain’t What You Don’t Know That Gets You Into Trouble. It’s What You Know for Sure That Just Ain’t So. – (Not) Mark Twain
I’ve had this Ferrule Advice Ramble posted for over a decade. Yes, it has evolved and gotten far longer as other questionable issues arise, but in its basic form it has been on the internet for quite some time. Yet even now I have folks who order the ‘right’ ferrules and then send me condemnatory emails wanting to know why I sent them the wrong ferrules when they ordered the right ones. Now, let me emphasize, some folks quickly admit their mistake and are as kind as can be. Other folks verge on being nasty. Please, if you wind up in this situation, be the kind sort of person. I often wind up spending a half hour looking up their order, measuring a set of ferrules that matches what they ordered, and asking them to measure the set in their hands. Folks, I do make mistakes. I am a fallible human. I rarely make this sort of mistake. Inevitably the fellow who received the ‘wrong’ set will write back and, yes, based on the specs he shares with me he is holding the set he ordered. Yet about half of the folks in this situation absolutely, to the inmost recesses of their soul, are convinced that I have tricked them, that our labeling is inaccurate, that our website is misleading. Read the anonymous quote offered above which is often (and falsely – which is finely ironic considering the words which comprise the quote) attributed to Mark Twain. Those words get to the core of this problem. Neophytes tend to make assumptions. Sometimes they’re accurate, sometimes they’re not. With ferrules, they’re wrong about half the time (because you’re either measuring the ferrule station, or you’re measuring the male slide’s Outside Diameter….not both at once, and not always the same one depending on what sort of ferrule you’re ordering). Of course this means newbies are right half the time, which can really cause trouble when they get lucky with Truncated Ferrules, but later butcher the ordering of Restoration Step Down Ferrules (which are measured the other way). Please, please, please take the time to read this ramble. Sure, it’s long. Yes, it will take some of your precious time. But let me assure you, if you are both new to ferules and certain you know what’s going on, then you more than anyone need to slow down and read these words. The time spent reading will save you very real time and money (think: wasted shipping days/re-stocking fees/re-shipping expenses). I wrote all these words primarily for your benefit. Slow down and enjoy the learning curve.
Here’s the original beginning of this Ramble:
If you have the least question about ferrules – if you’re new to ferrules or only moderately experienced – please, please read this information at least once. I promise, it will help to prevent mistakes and misunderstandings. Thanks!
Welcome to the Golden Witch Ferrule Advice Ramble! I need to let you, the rodmaker or restorationist reading this page, know that I have lost clients because of ferrules. Ferrules are finicky, challenging, yet almost invariably necessary and worthwhile little beasts.